Humour is best respite for our men uniform who otherwise lead an extremely tough life!!
While working for a security base, I received a call from a VIP from another base asking whom to address an important letter. Being aware that my last name would be tough for him to spell, I told him to put my first name as my surname was too hard.
The next day I received a letter for me addressed as Major M. TooHard.
(Note: Major M is serving personnel and hence doesn’t wish to disclose name and further details)